Thursday, October 31, 2024

From My Autobiography - Where Is Canada?

 Where Is Canada?

 DECEMBER
    My sister and I learn that we’re all going to be moving to a place called Canada sometime in the New Year.
    Canada, I think. Where is Canada? And why do we even have to move?
    I shiver with trepidation.
    I’d just spent the last couple of months getting used to school, and befriending schoolmates who wanted to get to know me. And now, I’d have to leave them and travel to this unknown place called Canada.
 
The decision to move was a strange one, also, since dad had a well-paying job as an interior painter and decorator at J Fielding.

From later talks I had with him, he seemed to infer that the decision was mum’s idea, but that she never really gave a clear and definite reason for the need to move.
    She just wanted to go.
    As soon as possible.
 

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 My sister and me

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

From My Autobiography : First Day of School

 First Day Of School








SEPTEMBER

I enter Year 1 at Waterfoot Primary School. Miss Ludrow is my teacher.
    The first day at school is extremely traumatic for me, an intense feeling of abandonment as I’m thrust into a strange building filled with strange people.
    When Miss Ludrow introduces me, soft snickers filter to my ears from several students when they hear ‘Woodhead’.
    I’m so terribly nervous and stressed out that I feel a hot flash suddenly ripple through my body, and the next thing I know, I poop my pants.
    A putrid stench pervades the air. I’m mortified. I just want to run away and hide.
    I’m sent home to get cleaned up.
    I want to stay home.
    I don’t want to go back to school.
    Ever.
    But, of course, I’ve no choice.

One other memory I have of this class is later learning to write nicely, particularly swirling my pencil up and down repeatedly without lifting it from the paper to create a line filled with the written letter “S”.

Monday, October 28, 2024

Captives Of The Flame

 Captives Of The Flame


 Captives Of The Flame- Original lyrics and music by Michael Woodhead. One of the songs from my Fantasy Folk lyrics and lead sheet music book available on Amazon.

Sunday, October 27, 2024

From My Autobiography - 1951

 1951 : Age 4 


Dad and Mum told me about the following incidents that happened this year since I do not recall them.

    One day, after playing outside, I come in the front door, crying my eyes out.
    When asked what is wrong, I turn around to show them the back of my head.
From a small gash, blood trickles down through my hair.
    Since dad had been a medic with the British army during the war, it doesn’t take him long to clean the wound, and then fix it up with a piece of plaster.
    However, no matter how much they ask, cajole, or threaten me, I won’t divulge how I injured myself.

    On another day, I am again playing out of the house.
    After a few hours, I don’t come home.
    Mum begins to worry, so dad goes out to look for me.
    When he can’t find me, he enlists the aid of the local bobby [police constable].
    However, neither he nor dad can locate me.
    They haven’t been home for more than a few minutes when I suddenly walk in the front door.
    Angry, but obviously relieved, my parents demand to know where I’ve been.
    I give them an odd look as if to say, “What’s the problem?” and then tell them I was “...next door sleeping with [the ten-year-old girl] who lives there”.



 

 

 



Me, Mum and my sister

Saturday, October 26, 2024

Cast a Shadow On the Wall

 Cast a Shadow On the Wall

Written, Composed, Arranged and Performed by Michael Woodhead.

 One of the songs from my unreleased album, 'Melancholia'.


Friday, October 25, 2024

From My Autobiography - 1950

 1950 : Age 3

Oddly enough, 1950 appears to be the only year for which I have no real memorabilia other than a blurry photo that is apparently of people that my parents knew at something called the Keswick Convention, an annual meeting of evangelical Christians...

 

Mum is on the end, far right

...and a picture of my sister and me
 




Thursday, October 24, 2024

Beach Of Bones

Beach Of Bones

Beach Of Bones - Original lyrics and music by Michael Woodhead. One of the songs from my Fantasy Folk lyrics and lead sheet music book available on Amazon.

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

From My Autobiography - Family

Family

“Take her back where she came from!”

With these words, jealousy rears its ugly head and wraps its malignant tendrils around the germinating filaments of my personality the day my parents bring home my newly born sister from Moorlands.

Just over two years old, I scowl with a look of disdain at my sister’s wrinkled face as she hungrily sucks at Mum’s breast, her tiny fingers kneading the smooth flesh, stroking, caressing.

However, to me, my words are a meaningful diatribe against this strange, new interloper who has not only usurped my place in Mum’s arms against the warmth of her bosom, but also replaced me as the primary object of my parents’ affection.

No doubt, my parents later chided me for those unkind words quite clear and precise; but I didn’t know what to say about this new intrusion into our life. I enjoyed being the center of attention, and she had taken that away from me. I wanted Mum and Dad all to myself, and she had taken them away, too. I suppose, in some way, they must have found my response to a new sister somewhat amusing and believed that, in time, I would grow to love her. I did. However, that lay in the future, a time as yet unknown to me and unfathomed by my young mind. I had only the Present to which to relate.

I daresay this incident also initiated my retreat into aloneness, and my sense of not belonging. While growing up, my perception was such that I believed my parents to show favoritism towards my sister. This may or may not have been the case, but it had much to do with my sense of self-worth.

In one photo from this time, dad holds me in his left arm, and attempts to place a bottle of some sort of drink [Dandelion & Burdock?] to my mouth with his right. I gulp down several mouthfuls of the stuff before the fizz catches in my throat and I start coughing. The remaining liquid spills down the front of my jacket. Mum later scolds dad and me, but he and I only laugh at the incident.


 
In another picture, dad holds me steady on a donkey as I take a ride through Clovelly High Street in Devon.

[Our heads can be seen behind the man and boy just left of center]


In other photos, mum and I pose for pictures, for which she places me on a large rock, and the fender of a bus. Judging from the clothes we’re wearing, it must be Fall and yet, not unlike many boys my age in England in those years, I’m still wearing shorts and ankle socks.



Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Ancient Precepts

 Ancient Precepts


"Ancient Precepts" - Original lyrics and music by Michael Woodhead. One of the songs from my 'Fantasy Folk' lyrics and lead sheet music book available on Amazon.

Monday, October 21, 2024

From My Autobiography - Early Childhood

Early Childhood

Quite honestly, I don't remember much about my early years. Although there are some pictures, my memories of these times seem to be hidden somewhere deep in the recesses of my mind. And so, for the moment, the photos will have to suffice. 

According to my parents, I was an early talker, but a late walker. I enjoyed it when they carried me around everywhere. Until I started to walk.

To keep me from wandering off one day at Torquay Beach in Devon, my parents attach a leash to me, and then tie the free end to a small wheel atop a stake that dad pounds into the sand. A little larger than the size found on the back of a tricycle, the wheel rotates on the stake. Thus, I can walk to my heart's content, albeit in a circle, and remain in the sight of my parents.

 

Further reflection makes me realize that even later, as then, they attempted to keep me on a virtual leash so they could shelter me and keep me relatively safe from the so-called ‘perils of life’. Better they should have given me the freedom to face them.



Sunday, October 20, 2024

From My Autobiography: Baptism

Baptism

St Saviour’s Church
New Line, Bacup, Lancashire, England

The vicar, Henry Heaps, baptizes me.

This sprinkling ritual becomes my first contact with what would eventually lead to an on-going spiritual quest, one that would introduce me to various religions and philosophies, as well as personal turmoil. But that, too, lay in the future.

St Saviour's Church now lies abandoned.

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Angel In the Morning

 Angel in the Morning

"Angel in the Morning" - Original lyrics by Patricia Eeckeleers and music by Michael Woodhead. One of the songs from my 'Fantasy Folk' lead sheet music book available on Amazon.


Friday, October 18, 2024

From my Autobiography: Birth

 Birth

Rain, it seems, has always been a comfort to me.

Many’s the time I’ve gazed out the window to watch tiny droplets splatter against the glass, and then trickle down in haphazard pathways to pool on the sill like miniature ponds and lakes.

During such times, my imagination took flight, and carried me to other worlds, other times, and other realities.

As a teenager—and even later in life during stressful times—I found that fantasies, dreams, and visions often became an escape from, or an alternative to, my real life, a way to deal with circumstances over which I felt I had no control.

I didn’t realize, then, that such times are meant for our growth as human beings—for the strengthening of our characters; the communion of our spirits with that of the Creator; and to give us wisdom and understanding as we seek answers to the questions of Life.

Even now, so many years later, I tend to forget that.

However, on my birth day, a strong afternoon shower hammered against the windowpanes of my mother’s recovery room in Moorland’s Maternity Home. 

She lay on her bed with my tiny body nestled in the crook of her arm, my soft gums tugging hungrily at her teat.

Only a few minutes earlier at 2:40 p.m., spirit and soul and body entered the world to be named as Michael Woodhead and, two days later, to be registered as such in the sub-district known as Rawtenstall.

Many are the small hamlets, towns, and villages throughout England; some are notable, others not so well known. 

Rawtenstall is, perhaps, one of the latter, although I’ve lately heard that it’s now known for its ‘dry’ ski slopes. 

Despite its apparent self-deprecating name [rotten stall?], nonetheless, it was my birthplace in the northwestern county of Lancashire.

This part of England can appear both depressingly bleak and yet strikingly beautiful at the same time. 

Its rolling, hilly moors with its often blustery and wet weather oftentimes evoke the adventures of Arthur Conan Doyle’s detective, Sherlock Holmes, particularly his hunt for the Baskerville hound. 

And a myriad of motion picture and television productions often mirror life in its quaint cottages, bustling factories, and cities, oftentimes with rows of adjoined homes.

Here, too, mysterious mansions and ancient ruins give rise to a multitude [and occasionally true] tales of hauntings, murders, and vanished people.

But such things I was not to learn until much later in life. 

And even though I’ve been away from my birthplace for so long, English blood still flows through my veins, and the spirit of the English soil ever calls to me, a siren song to which I must one day succumb, be I living or be I dead.

Our address at that time was in Stacksteads in one of the adjoined homes about which I spoke. Judging from a picture I’ve seen, it doesn’t appear to be as congested as many others.

From some of the information I have, my mum and her sister, Alice, must have lived at this address before/during World War II. Then, when Alice married, she probably moved out to be with her husband, after which our family lived here for several years.


Thursday, October 17, 2024

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Green Earth & Gilded Temples

 GREEN EARTH & GILDED TEMPLES

A Memoir and an Unfinished Novel by Frank Woodhead
Edited by Michael Woodhead

This book of my father's writings contains Green Earth & Gilded Temples, an unfinished novel based on the British retreat from Rangoon to Imphal during World War II, specifically January 1942-August 1942.

However, there is also an autobiographical entry covering various memories of growing up, some of which Frank didn't include in The Road to Mandalay, Rendezvous and Other Writings, or Arakan Adventure. This one is simply called A Lancashire Lad

Green Earth & Gilded Temples

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

CoverGirls

 COVERGIRLS

A Contemporary Novella

Mark Antony Noble is an amateur photographer who dreams of seeing his work on the cover of Vogue magazine. Chrystal, LaRoux, and Holly are three young women with dreams of stardom in some capacity. Synchronicity brings Mark in touch with them, and together they press on towards their goals, each from a different background, each progressing in a different direction, each embracing their inevitable outcome. 

CoverGirls

Monday, October 14, 2024

The Sands of Time

THE SANDS OF TIME

A Contemporary Novel

With the publication of his first novel, author Paul Dunsmore frets over how family, friends, workmates, church members, and various other citizens of the small town in which he lives will accept it. 

It doesn't take him long to find out as positive and negative reviews begin to trickle in. 

Soon, they begin to have an effect on his relationship with his wife, his church pastor, his role-playing game group, and the woman with whom he's having an affair.

At the same time, Paul struggles with various aspects of his personal life as he tries to come to terms with questions that have plagued him for some time, as well as spiritual conundrums, and sexual quandaries.

It seems some of the misgivings he had about publishing the novel have manifested themselves.Will he be able to get through them? 

The Sands of Time

Sunday, October 13, 2024

Arakan Adventure

ARAKAN ADVENTURE

More Tales and Reminiscences by Frank Woodhead
Edited by Michael Woodhead

Frank Woodhead grew up in England and lived through two world wars. During that time, he went through a plethora of experiences that eventually wound up as reminiscences and stories in three other books, The Road to Mandalay, Rendezvous, and Green Earth & Gilded Temples. Here are further tales and memories from England, India, and Burma as related by my dad in-

CONTENTS

WORLD WAR II
Arakan Adventure
Donbaik
Eye of Kungaon
Pretty Pebbles
The Minefield
The Mysterious Horsemen
The Stragglers

ENGLAND
A Moorlands Adventure
A Wartime Interlude
Lost Chords
The Clegg Hall Mystery

CHRISTIAN FICTION
Morn That Changed the World
The Naked Youth 

Arakan Adevnture

Saturday, October 12, 2024

The Devil's Playground

THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND

An Episodic Contemporary Novel

PINE VILLAGE ESTATES
—where friends, neighbors, and strangers live in close proximity and where anything could happen. There, too, you’ll find people such as—

LILYA SERGEYEV
and her mysterious friend, Zasha

OWEN & ANGELA HILL
who have kept a damning secret for years

DAVID SCOTT
who likes glittering items much like
a pirate with his treasure

GWENDOLYN PENFIELD
who enjoys giving special massages

JAELYNN MORGAN
plagued by guilt and remorse

TRAVIS BAKER
a writer with his own life’s intriguing plot

—as well as other unique individuals whose lives interact and connect in ways they might never have imagined; here, in—

 

Friday, October 11, 2024

A Time to be Born, a Time to Die

A TIME TO BE BORN, A TIME TO DIE

The First Carlinea Teri Rae Tallfeather Adventure as
WHITE PAINTED WOMAN

    Carlinea Teri Rae Tallfeather tries to forget traumatic events from her past until someone murders Winston Moran, a Calgary television personality and friend.
    Carlinea works as a special agent for a law enforcement organization known as C.H.I.E.F., and she sets out to hunt down the murderer.
    Eventually, she not only recalls physical and emotional anguish from her past, but she also confronts a worldwide criminal syndicate called G.O.R.G.O.N., a murderous individual named The Reaper, and a nefarious woman known only as the DragonQueen. For each of them, it will be—

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Valkyrie

VALKYRIE

A Heroic Fantasy Screenplay

Brynnhilda, a Valkyrie; Brokk, a mischievous dwarf; and Siegfried, a libidinous barbarian embark on a quest to throw a destructive magical ring into a bottomless pit.Would that it were that easy! Fleeing and fighting an evil sorceress intent on getting the ring for her own nefarious purposes; disobeying the commands of Brynnhilda's father, Odinn—facing numerous other assorted evil entities and natural obstacles—the three unlikely companions resolve to complete the quest come hell or high water.And that might very well be the case. Their journey takes them to an ultimate battle—a savage dragon leading an army of undead creatures against a coterie of Valkyries and a host of warriors from Valhalla. Along the way, the trio experience friendship, insight into each other's lives and, perhaps, even love. 

Valkyrie

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

The Star Child

THE STAR CHILD

Grandfather Albert Stewart can't find the Star of Bethlehem for his manger scene. Their children and grandchildren aren't coming for Christmas this year, so his wife, Gladys, tries to take his mind off both disappointments by asking him to tell her the Christmas story as he's done in the past for the rest of the family. Scenes interweave his storytelling with acted presentations of various scenarios.

11 m / 2 f / 1 teen girl / other nonspecific roles
5 musical numbers
Approx. 30 minutes 


Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Child of Promise

CHILD OF PROMISE

Prologue to and Book Four of
THE RIGHTEOUS AND THE WICKED
A Spiritual, Sexual & Creative Odyssey

What if you could travel backwards and forwards through Time to objectively watch your life unfold before your eyes so that you can assess not only the good and bad you had done, or will do, but also how experiences affect you? What if it were also possible to view the lives of other members of your family, including those of past and future generations? 

Keiran Russell is given this opportunity, though certainly not in a way he might have expected. In his case, he dies and views what some eastern mystics call the Akashic Records—a theosophical term that refers to a universal "filing system" which records every thought, word, and deed. In doing so, he realizes that not only did he exist before his birth, but he also had the opportunity to choose the life necessary for his soul's growth. 

Child Of Promise